You wake from a coma to a post apocalyptic world with only one item.
>It’s a shoe-shiner that makes you invisible and bleeps when you whistle for it
I think I’ll be ok.
Reblog and post results!
>It’s an alcoholic drink that can light cigarettes and follows you around.
hell fuciking yes
>It’s a chocolate bar that can play the trumpet!
wellok then>It’s the book All The Gay Girls by Margurite Frame, a Gold Star Original Novel for only 40¢!
i finally can sit alone in my room and read!
but my spectacles have shattered on this granite floor in the poorly funded public library.
BUT THERE WAS FINALLY TIME
(for all the gay girls)
It’s a belt buckle! It scans its user’s fingerprints!
