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miraclemodus:
dragonitehugs: wecansexy: generalivan: How fucked are you? >It’s a shoe-shiner that makes you invisible and bleeps when you whistle for it I think I’ll be ok. Reblog and post results! >It’s an alcoholic drink that can light cigarettes and follows you around. hell fuciking yes >It’s a chocolate bar that can play the trumpet! well ok then >It’s the book All The Gay Girls by Margurite Frame, a Gold Star Original Novel for only 40¢! i finally can sit alone in my room and read! but my spectacles have shattered on this granite floor in the poorly funded public library. BUT THERE WAS FINALLY TIME (for all the gay girls)
dragonitehugs:
wecansexy: generalivan: How fucked are you? >It’s a shoe-shiner that makes you invisible and bleeps when you whistle for it I think I’ll be ok. Reblog and post results! >It’s an alcoholic drink that can light cigarettes and follows you around. hell fuciking yes >It’s a chocolate bar that can play the trumpet! well ok then
wecansexy:
generalivan: How fucked are you? >It’s a shoe-shiner that makes you invisible and bleeps when you whistle for it I think I’ll be ok. Reblog and post results! >It’s an alcoholic drink that can light cigarettes and follows you around. hell fuciking yes
generalivan:
How fucked are you? >It’s a shoe-shiner that makes you invisible and bleeps when you whistle for it I think I’ll be ok. Reblog and post results!
How fucked are you?
>It’s a shoe-shiner that makes you invisible and bleeps when you whistle for it
I think I’ll be ok.
Reblog and post results!
>It’s an alcoholic drink that can light cigarettes and follows you around.
hell fuciking yes
>It’s a chocolate bar that can play the trumpet!
>It’s the book All The Gay Girls by Margurite Frame, a Gold Star Original Novel for only 40¢!
i finally can sit alone in my room and read!
but my spectacles have shattered on this granite floor in the poorly funded public library.
BUT THERE WAS FINALLY TIME
(for all the gay girls)
It’s a belt buckle! It scans its user’s fingerprints!
▲ February 14, 2012 / 2772 notes
“It’s a contact lens! It emits a constant high-frequency whine!” Dagnab it.
flowers, makes amusing belching noises...keeps children amused. Welp, at least I’ll die...
It’s a wafer-thin plastic sheet that plays the American national anthem, is slightly hallucinogenic and smells of...
It’s a car! It can be taken apart and reassembled in thirty seconds! ….I can’t drive
>It’s a wastepaper basket that displays a slideshow of pictures At least I’ll look back at the good memories as I starve...
It’s a hearing aid that keeps food fresh for up to eight weeks! NICE. I’ll hear danger coming from miles away while...
It’s a billboard! It can be bolted onto a riot shield! WELP…
slices vegetables...obeys simple instructions. Well…..
It’s a bracelet that waters your plants! I’m fucked.
It’s like a normal suitcase, but it contains the entire Encyclopaedia Britannica. Well….if there’s a specific article on...
It’s a skateboard that’s guaranteed to save you a hundred pounds a month, improves blood clotting and moulds vegetables....
explodes when dropped!...tracks its position...keeps your...
It’s a pair of trousers that runs on compressed air! It dehumidifies the air. …. oh
It’s a riot shield that has a leopardskin print and believes itself to be self-aware.. …Maybe if I make friends with it,...
It’s an earring that’s great for hammering in nails, is audible only to dogs and makes reassuring noises. Hot utterly...
It’s a telephone that produces 240v of electricity and can be used by children. At least I have a weapon, and in the...
an alcoholic drink!...unblocks drains! At least...won’t care...
It’s a fusebox that’s solar-powered, automatically updates your weblog when used and extends at the touch of a button....
It’s like a normal wastepaper basket, but it can speak twelve languages.
It’s a chocolate bar! It automatically updates your weblog when used! Welp.
It’s a robotic dog that keeps food warm! It has been featured in Star Trek and connects to the Internet. I mean....
It’s a new type of vegetable that asks trivia questions. Yeah well let’s be honest, that was pretty much expected.
It’s a chainsaw that has no moving parts, glows at night and has sleek curves. :D awesome
believes itself to be self-aware!...biodegradable. Interesting…
It’s a feather duster that keeps your breath fresh for up to twenty-four hours! It pushes things down staircases. lmao
It’s an artificial limb that makes you invisible, is made of rubber, and uses captured Martian technology. Holy fucking...
It’s a parachute that stays exactly where you leave it! It has adverts on the side and plays light music. Stays where I...
may cause drowsiness.
shoots laser beams...has been blessed by...priest. I FUCKING...
It’s a penknife that emits a powerful searchlight beam! It obeys simple instructions and makes you invisible. Sounds...
It’s a parachute that can be programmed to perform simple tasks and runs on tapwater. Fuck. Yes.
It’s a toilet seat! It smells a bit funny! … Shit.
It’s a parachute that detects background radiation!
